One Tiramisu please.........

(For unenlightened souls, Blackie is my neigbour's adopted pet dog)

She probably can recognize a Choo from a Bata;and a Birken from a Todd.Given half a chance, she might stroll in carrying an LV. Maybe she has a couple stashed away somewhere ...who knows-when it comes to Blackie, anything is possible?!

She’s the Diva to beat them all. We call her the Director General-Quality Control- Canine Operation, Gurgaon. Mothers in law-take a backseat. When it comes to making knees quail, she's got it down pat!

Flanked by two very anxious looking escort dogs, she walks in through the open gate and straight into our house. She examines the dog bowls to check if the food given matches that in Michlin starred restuarants; then wanders into our bedroom to check if the dog beds and pillows are fluffy enough and have been laundered in Comfort Softener. The other day I heard her muttering something about satin bed sheets being mandatory for dogs. As she trots around the house, if Blizzard or Phoenix want to pay obescience she is more than happy to let them.

If all is as per her strict specifications, she gives a bark-probably a signal to her acolytes outside that all dog comforts in our home meet the standards required.
Once in a while, the bark seems rather different in tenor-but my husband said it was my imagination-as you can see, we are quite nervous about her reactions.

Once her work is done, she settles down-sometimes for a nap, sometimes for a bowl of milk. One dare not ask her-ours not to ask why-only to do or die. !!!!!!

We recently discovered that she prefers Mc Vitie to Marie; and ofcourse full cream milk, if you please. I offered her a piece of cake the other day- and her look indicated( I think-?)that she would not settle for less than Tiramisu. Nadya-One Tiramisu please!!!!!!!!!( Nadya - a close friend whose desserts are to die for)

And oh! one therapist for me , please........preferably past life regression specialist-I think there's a meow in me somewhere.........

Angelina, Ash, Sushmita, take a bow please-as I said the Diva to beat them all!!!!!!!!